Bitcoin Faucets

This is a list of a wolf's favorite Bitcoin faucets for collecting massive coinage.


Wat even is a Bitcoin? (o.O)
Bitcoin is a digital and global money system (currency). It allows people to send or receive money across the internet, even to someone they don't know or don't trust. Money can be exchanged without being linked to a real identity. The mathematical field of cryptography is the basis for Bitcoin's security.
[Exerpt from Bitcoin page on Wikipedia (Simple English).]

So... wat is this faucet thing? (o.o)
Bitcoin faucets are a reward system, in the form of a website or app, that dispenses rewards in the form of a satoshi, which is a hundredth of a millionth BTC, for visitors to claim in exchange for completing a captcha or task as described by the website. There are also faucets that dispense alternative cryptocurrencies.
[Exerpt from Bitcoin Faucet page on Wikipedia.]

But who even has a Bitcoin wallet? (o_o)
Like, you're kidding right? Anybody who's anybody has at least one Bitcoin wallet. lol. Just messin' with you, bro. Bitcoin is totally still a secret club. Head over to to get your very own shiny, new, completely free Bitcoin wallet to store all your future coinage. You're gonna be rich! :D

Liek, oh my glob! This faucet doesn't work.  wtf? ($v$)
Occasionally, faucets may run dry or have technical issues, but the problems are often temporary. Wolves will keep an eye out for dead faucets and try to keep this page free of corpses. :3

Uuuuugh... Collecting from faucets is ridiculously tedious. How can I get the Bitcoin without having to repeatedly prove my humanity? (-.-)
Wolves recommend utilizing any available children. They'll have fun figuring out how to collect from the different faucets and will certainly learn quite a bit about letters, numbers, reading 13375p34k, maths, typing, and even incredibly valuable life skills like patience. If you don't have any children to collect your Bitcoin, you could try using bots. Definitely don't do referrals. That never works and everybody will hate you for being a spammer. huehuehue :3

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pro tip: free ad credit can be used to post one's Bitcoin faucet referral links
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LimitedLoot faucet rotator

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